-I am a psychology student. This does indeed mean my thoughts and observations may string on a tad bit long considering I have observed that the only people that know about this blog are the people I've told. Secretly, I've already determined whether or not humanity will have the mental capacity to withstand how many GIGANTIC FUCKING WORDS I USE
-This is the only social media network in which I will curse on. It might actually be the only other social media network I have involved myself in, actually... damn. Case and point, I've never cursed publicly on facebook, therefore all my filters will be loosened when it comes to this. My dear Mormon friends, investigate at your own risk.
-I confess a lot. It's to ease my conscience from all the bad things I do... like flip people off when they're not looking. OoooOOOoo I'm such a badass. Look at me, ignoring the use of punctuation at the end of my sentences
-I'm a pessimist. I expect bad things to happen, at any given time, because it makes the wound sting less when you get hurt. Less hurt means moar carrying on with life, ya pussies.
-Oh. Oh the best part. I'm a badass, but It's only because I have so much fun pretending that I'm a badass. I literally used the placebo effect on myself. I'm a living breathing science experiment bursting with ego and a variety of hair colors.
-Enjoy the deep dark depths of my intricate life!
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