Ya know, I wish this was a how-to guide, but the only way I can do this is to come up with examples that only I would use, and then suggest that you attempt to use them in the same way. Why? Because most of the things I say are so freaking useful, I run out of usefulness potion that I usually sprinkle on all my wordy works of verbal art. This is one of those times.
Therefore, it's time to get srslolz. And just because I added "lolz" on the end of that, doesn't make it any less srs.
srslolz, gaiz.
In every situation we encounter in our lives, there are always two sides. Through recent progress in my independent psychological studies, I've already started developing theories and terms. My first actual developed theory is called the CER Theory, which stands for Cause, Effect, and Reason. My hypothesis was that examining all three, when faced with reflection on a situation, would result in a possibly different outlook on the result of said situation. Most people go through the cause and effect scenario when attempting to discern what has happened in a particular situation, but don't consider pondering the reason to be an actual step. You can throw it in anywhere, really! Pondering the reason for the effect is the same as pondering the reason for the cause, and vice-versa. No matter if you're a Nihlist or a control freak, the CER breakdown is the easiest way to mentally overcome things in life that you cannot control.
SUCH AS!
Effect: Your best friend is mad at you. Cause: You made out with his pet rock.
Reason for effect: Your best friend's pet rock feels violated and like you took advantage of it in it's time of drunken weakness
Reason for Cause: You both were drinking the other night and you couldn't contain your geophilia any longer.
Effect: You were fired from your job. Cause: You made out with your bosses' pet rock.
Reason for Effect: Your boss doesn't approve of minutely sexual advances on rock specimen while on the clock
Reason for Cause: Still a geophiliac. You should really work on that, get some therapy or something, dude.
Effect: You were hospitalized for two days and forced to sell your body as means to pay off the hospital bills
Cause: You were dared by a friend to put cayenne pepper up your nose and inhale deeply
Reason for Effect: Cayenne pepper is some srslolz shit
Reason for Cause: You're a dumbass
Effect: Flaaffy faints in an epic gym leader battle and you're forced to use your Machamp against their Gengar. You lose, and you cry. And you white out from all the crying. You can't black out, because blacking out is racist.
Cause: Flaaffy fainted because you didn't level it up enough, and racism is because fuck brotherly love, bitch.. Here on planet Earth, you can't raise yourself up higher without stepping on people, and the whole goal to life is to raise yourself up while putting other people down.
Oh..
Oh god, it's starting..
I can feel my life philosophies that nobody wants to hear surfacing.. must..resist... rant...
phew. The urge to say wholesome, beneficial things has been suppressed. Close call, eh?
Anyways, the CER Theory is a work in progress, but it really helps to discern problems in your life if you think about things more mathematically and organized. I know what you're thinking- mackenna? organized?
Everyone has their own definition of what makes their life "organized". If you feel your life is unorganized, test out the CER method.
Effect: Your room is trashed
Cause: You had a wild party with a bunch of rocks last night
Reason for Effect: Flying rocks tend to knock things over when they're losing their balance and sheeit
Reason for Cause: You need a new rock in your life.
Reason for Reason for Cause: You're still a geophiliac, deep down inside.
You sick weirdo. Srslolz.
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